Yo ho ho a Pirate's life fe me

current location: Ant's house
current mood: Piratey
current song: Parlay - PoTC 3 soundtrack
Aye that be right me maties! This be what me's got upto last night. ARGH!
Last night was so fun! Myself and Ant got ourseleves all dressed up for the fancy dress and then his mum dropped us off inside Adelphi (pub) around 8ish, we went inside and up the stairs to our private function room where it was being held and there was a few people already there.
Richard intruduced us to everyone and said to us:
"You too are the oddest couple I have ever seen" Freddy Krugar and Jack Sparrow! xD He also asked what Ant had done to the mask he normally wears... Richard was "the beast" and looked rather strange in all blue body paint. Strangely enough it suited him! o.O He then introduced us to this other xmen guy dressed as Wolverine (I just automatically typed Wolverina in there :P) I think his name was Liam. He kept saying that if you took his claws away (which looked really effective but were just silver paper mache) then he changed from Wolverine to Danny Zucco from grease and funnily enough he was right which was... strange!
At about 10pm the bar upstairs opened so it saved us going down for drinks and getting some funny looks from others in the bar. Then about 11 we headed off to Squires (club) and this is were all the fun really began! As we all headed out of Adelphi and towards Squires some homeless dude said to Ant.
"Freddy. FREDDY. Show us your claw Freddy! *Ant shows claw* Oh wow that's mint that is!" as we got a bit further on another homeless guy asked me if I was Johnny Depp (Well I was Cap'n Jack Sparrow ofcourse but yeah) and then he said to Ant
"You are one ugly mother-fucker!" (Referring to Freddy - this guy spoke to everyone in fancy dress...) we also got some right strange looks from people in pizza places/chippys etc. as we walked past. A chav that passed us also said to Ant "That's the best costume EVER! Freddy krugar!" and carried on walking...
Then we we finally got to Squires (making sure we got there before 11.30 so we got free entry) the bouncers wanted to check the whole group for id so they said to me "Mr. Sparrow can I see your id please? *shows my own id* Thank you Mr Sparrow" xD I'd already took my tash of by now. (I managed to keep it on longer than I thought I would as it was really strange at first but then I got used to it for a bit and then it became hot and irratating so I had to take it off which was much relief to me and if a wearing a fake one is anything like what a real one feels like, I really can't understand why men have them! o.O)
Anyway once we were all in Squires, the fancy dress group kinda split up but the DJ's kept referring to us.
"We've got the superheros and villians in tonight. So let's see the superheros and villians in a circle on the dancefloor with Spiderman in the middle climbing a building" *plays spiderman themetune* "and now let's see octupus-man join him in the middle... and so on. I didn't know what to expect as I'd never been to Squires before but it played alsorts of music from the chessy stuff like "Barbie girl" and "5,6,7,8" which were played when we went in, to my kind of music My Chemical Romance, Panic at the disco, Fall out boy, Linkin Park, Papa Roach (yes in that order) The Panic at the disco song they played was "I write sins not Tragedies" so when it got to the 'the poor grooms-brides-maid is a whore" EVERYONE including myself (and if you've seen them live then you'd know why) shouted "FUCKING SLUT!" really loud :D To the more dancey stuff like Cascada (unforunetly not the candlelight remix but that's not to be expected) and more.
OMG Some random REALLY DRUNK guy came up to Ant and goes "how much was your mask?" (he then made no sense for a while just blabbering on about Freddy Krugar whilst I tried to contain myself from not laughing too much.) Eventually he said, "I'll give you my keys for the mask *brings keys out of pocket* that's my house key, and that's my cartkey..." etc. "Oh ok I'll give you my phone and if I don't come back with the mask you can keep it - I want to scare my mates! :D" Eventually Ant gave in and the guy left Ant with both the mask and the phone whilst he went to pee! Then when he returned he took the mask and nicked the hat from Ant's head (that hadn't been part of the deal but Ant couldn't exactly say anything once he'd already took it from his head and gone off with it anyway. Besides he still had the guys phone. Seeing this drunk guy try the mask on was just hillarious though, he was that drunk he struggled and stuggled to put the mask on and almost put it on back to front. For one moment I actually thought he was going to break it!
Also some random people came to take pictures of us - No idea who it was like but myself and Ant already had our arms round each other so it was just a case of Ant hide under his mask while I smiled at the camera.
Anyway after 3 malibu and cokes (RUM!), 1 VK Blue, 2 VK Cherrys and a Double Vodka and Red bull (to wake me up as I started to get sleepy) myself and Ant headed onto the dance floor to dance (well after the DJ had stopped doing a michal jackson dance off thing with 4 men that had to dance to different MJ songs.) Then when that was done they played thriller so everyone was dancing!
Ok I think I've blabbed on enough now but I had alot to say even though I doubt anyone will acutally ever comment this =| Oh well - this will look better once the pictures are up - I will try and get them up later today/tomorrow SO MAKE SURE TO COME BACK AND CHECK/COMMENT!
I'll edit/repost this when I have pictures on the computer to show you what the pair of us looked like :)
Well that be all! Savvy?












